Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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