Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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