Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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