So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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