How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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