I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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