Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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