the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you will always have a special place in my vag
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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