sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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