His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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