Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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