is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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