Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Randomize
