I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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