I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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