Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Boobs are out for the taking
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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