She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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