can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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