maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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