she is the kim kardashian of front butts
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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