Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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