Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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