i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
