He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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