So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
