Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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