I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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