no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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