dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
