my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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