Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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