Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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