what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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