just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
