Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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