Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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