Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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