You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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