whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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