butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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