After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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