I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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