You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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