when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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