im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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