if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
