I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
