no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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