Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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