no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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