my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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