I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm both gender and math confused
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