Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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