belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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