bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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