I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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