I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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